A-Z Challenge, A is for ANARCHY

Blogging A-Z. What in the holy H was I thinking?   I'm an insecure writer and the revisions on my WIP aren't even close to being done.  Almost all of my "free" time is taken up by my over-the-top Alpha Male husband, taking care of my three little girls (only a year apart) our two cats, a lizard and a house that is so messy right now it could easily be featured on the show "Hoarders".  But in typical Jaybird style, I bucked against any and all solid advice. I was told repeatedly to pick and stick to a clever A-Z theme. I am a little hard of hearing. And a lot stubborn. Therefore, A is for Anarchy peeps!

Anarchy is what you can expect if you follow the Bird's Nest on this A-Z Challenge. Who needs structure? Who needs a clever theme? Screw it. I'm a rebel. Always have been, always will be. I'm stepping deep into this wearing my thigh-high, shiz-kicking, black Doc Martens bitches and I'm going to wing it! 

I know what your thinking. But against your better judgement, you'll  be back. You will find yourself popping into my psycho site more than any of the others with their bright, shiny pictures and brilliant themes. Why? Because you never know what you're going to get here!  (Well, besides bad grammar, typos, posts about nothing that ramble on and on, a few random cusses thrown in every now and then to shake up and distract the reader from realizing the post they are reading is all over the place and makes absolutely no sense.)  Some days, you might click on this link and get lucky! You may find a well thought out and poignant post all about writing. Not bloody likely. Other days, well, you might score a righteous recipe or find out something you didn't know or want to know about Hugh Jackman and the awesome sauce that is Wolverine. Before this A-Z Challenge is said and done, you may even you will definitely know TMI get to know more about Jaybird and/or some of her hilarious family members and friends.

Yep. Like a train wreck, you know it's disgusting and awful, but you just won't be able to help  coming back to take a peak at all the carnage. That's how you will find yourself right back here, checking in on all the A-Z ANARCHY.  You'll start wondering and asking yourself -did that crazy Italian chick from the Jersey Shore finally pull it together or is she still a hot flipping mess, stuck on her back, flailing her little arms about uselessly like an enormous, over-turned turtle? And just like that, you'll simply have to know. That's when you'll find yourself where you swore you'd never be. Right. Back. Here. I can feel it. Right next to the road rash on my back.

A is for ANARCHY people. I'm Jaybird. Welcome to the Bird's Nest. And a whole new brand of crazy. Come, follow me. But don't say I didn't try and warn ya.


PS: Just wanted to give a little shout out to a very righteous Bird of another feather: ARLEE BIRD. Thanks for creating all of this A-Z chaos Arlee!

P.S.S.: I want to wish a Happy B-day to my favorite boots: Doc Martens. The first Dr. Marten original 1460 boot was born today, April 1, 1960.