Prom Friday Fact or Fiction

This week's theme is Prom . I'm going to list three incidents that MAY or MAY NOT have happened to me at Prom. Please vote on whether or not you believe my tales are FACT or FICTION. I will post the truth on Saturday. Take a listen to  "Doin  Time" by Sublime, while you read all about it :O


#1.  About an hour before his prom, one of Jaybird's guy friends MAY or MAY NOT have gotten royally douched! His evil girlfriend broke up with him, and literally tore his heart out, when she told him she wasn't  going to Prom with him, but with one his best friends instead! That sneaky squeezer, waited to the last minute to dump him, so he had no chance of finding another date!

When he called Jaybird, is was only to sob uncontrollably vent about how this beotch crushed him beyond words, and how he was going to be out beau coup bucks, for the limo, tux, tickets and dinner. But the worst part of all, because of her, he was going to miss his Senior Prom! If it was her intent to crush him like a bug, she had succeeded. "Why are girls so harsh?" He cried lamented.

Jaybird, MAY or MAY NOT have listened quietly to his tale of woe, until he was completely finished. But the entire time he was talking, Jaybird was busy getting ready. When he finally grew silent, she had already finished her make-up, curled her hair, and thrown on a white dress.  It was at this point, she May or MAY NOT have said, "Are you done whining yet? Because I'm ready and waiting on you now- let's go to Prom!"


#2. Jaybird attended lots of Proms, but when it came to her own, her date NEVER showed up!  She MAY or MAY NOT have thought, how pathetic am I? I've gone to so many others, but now that it's my turn, I have no one to go with. She MAY or MAY NOT  have decided that since she was already dressed up and ready to go, she might as well tag along with her older sister and all of her friends, who were going to hit the clubs in AC that night.

Guess who was the first person Jaybird saw "out" in that club in AC?  Yep, her MIA prom date.
Imagine her surprise, to find him there, tearing it up out on the dance floor, without a care in the world!! When he spotted Jaybird, the look on his face was one of utter horror and shock- he turned completely white, (which was not an easy thing for such a dark boy to do). Jaybird, MAY  or MAY NOT have been  all ready to go out and rip him a new one, when a sudden realization hit: He was not dancing with a girl- which gave her a pretty good clue as to why she had just been stood up!



#3.  Once, when Jaybird was piling into a limo with a group of kids on their way to prom, she somehow wound up in the rear-facing  seat.  It was a Friday night, so there was a ton of  stop and go Jersey Shore traffic, all the way down the parkway.  By the time they reached their prom destination,  Jaybird was about to get violently SICK!!

She ran to the nearest restroom, only to have her egress blocked by a N.O.U.S. Also known as: a "nun of unusual size." Of course, there are very strict, no drinking/drug policies at Prom for most schools, but this school happened to be a very exclusive, private Catholic High School, which MAY or MAY NOT have prided themselves on taking those rules to another level. The nun blocking Jaybird's way to the toilet, was known to all of the students as "The Enforcer" of those rules..

Jaybird tried to plead her case, explaining all about the sitting backwards in the limo and hitting traffic, that she did not do any drugs or drink any alcohol, but the N.O.U.S gave Jaybird the once over, and refused to move out of the way, demanding to smell Jaybird's breath! Despite her warnings, the nun got all up in Jaybird's face. It was at that opportune moment, Jaybird MAY or MAY NOT have spewed her guts up!! 

OK- there you have it. Please vote on whether or not you think which of these tales are Fact or Fiction. And, as always, if you have a crazy Prom story, I wouldn't hate it if you shared them here!! Happy Friday Fact or Fiction!