Stalking Hugh Jackman Friday Fact or Fiction

Welcome to my Friday Fact or Fiction Post. This is where I post three little bits of my crazy life and you can vote on which you think are FACT or FICTION. The answers are posted on Saturday. This week, I went with one of my favorite past times: stalking HUGH JACKMAN.

#1. Jaybird MAY or MAY NOT have lusted after certain "Sexiest Man Alive" pictures of  HJ so long and so hard, that she felt completely convicted. She decided the only way to get rid of this guilt, was  to go to Confession. The priest, after hearing her confession, MAY or MAY NOT have said: "You again? Say three Hail Marys and three Our Fathers...and for the love of GOD, stop watching those X-men movies, geez!!"

#2. Mr. Hugh Jackman, MAY or MAY NOT currently have a restraining order pending against Jaybird and a couple of her gays.  This restraining order MAY or MAY NOT stem from a "loitering incident" that allegedly took place outside of HJ's erm, New York apartment building back in December...
(***On a side note ladies, despite the rampant rumors flying around, it's only a GAY URBAN LEGEND.  HJ bats for our team****)

#3. After standing on line for hours at a Comic-Con Convention, Jaybird finally, finally, had the chance to meet HJ.  When it was her turn to get an autograph and actually speak to WOLVERINE, her favorite superhero OF ALL TIME, she MAY or MAY NOT have been able to talk. She opened her mouth, but nothing came out. Not a peep. All she could do was stand there and stare like an idiotic mouth  breather...

And just for shizzles and giggles, I thought I would ask you  to VOTE ON THIS: 

WOLVERINE VS. DARTH VADER, WHO WOULD WIN and WHY?

Thanks for the continued participation guys..I really appreciate all the comments.

Happy Friday Fact or Fiction All!