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Friday, April 6, 2012

It's Not YOU, It's ME! Friday Fact or Fiction

We've all heard it in one variation or another. And any which way it's presented to you, it leads to one thing and one thing only, BREAKING UP.

No matter how much someone tries to convince you, it's not  you, it's me, you can bet your ass it's really something about you they can't stand another minute of.  So, that's this week's theme behind  my Friday Fact or Fiction. Either it was you who did the dumping, or you were the one being dumped upon, everyone has a story. Tell me about it (if you can). I'd like to hear the worst excuses for a break-up you have ever heard, or given.

Here are three of the worst excuses Jaybird has heard while being dumped. You decide which are FACT or FICTION. I'll reveal the truth tomorrow.

(1) You're Homecoming  dress is so ugly, I can't bare the sight of you or it another second.
(2) You shit sunshine babe and that can get really annoying after awhile.
(3) You were fun for a minute. But I think I'll go back to my wife.

One of the best post- break up songs I have ever listened to over and over until my ears bled heard. Christina Perry's Jar of Hearts.


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  1. ilimaApril 6, 2012 at 10:14 AM

    Ooh. I can't wait to find out about those dump lines. They are all crazy. My life is not that exciting. The worst break up I've had is when I started breaking up with a guy, he figured out what I was doing, and blurted out we need to break up before I had a chance to get the words out. What a lame-o.

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    1. jaybirdApril 7, 2012 at 9:07 AM

      Ilima, thank you so much for stopping by and participating. Is it bad I'm glad to hear your a lame-o? Cause that means you were spared some heartache :)

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  2. ClareApril 6, 2012 at 10:22 AM

    If I had to guess, I would say the first one is made up. But really all three sounds believable.

    The worst breakup I had was when the guy stole my passport to stop me going on a college trip to Paris, because he knew I wanted to get together with a guy from my class. Awkward!!

    Oh god, Jar of Hearts! That song gets to me every time I listen to it. Fantastic song though.

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    1. jaybirdApril 7, 2012 at 9:09 AM

      Hey Clare- he stole your passport? Cripes, what a tool. Although, I never put anything past men!

      Thanks so much for participating!

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  3. Hart JohnsonApril 6, 2012 at 12:39 PM

    See... I actually broke up with a great guy when it WAS me... I just wasn't ready for it to be as serious... I needed a little space... Ah well...

    As for your lines... I think the 2nd is the one I believe, but that may be because I can imagine someone saying it to me. I have to be 'right' all the time (never mind that I usually am *cough*)

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    1. jaybirdApril 7, 2012 at 9:20 AM

      Hey Hart: Glad to hear you were the dumper, not the dumped upon. LOL Did you ever try to get back together with the great guy, when you were ready?
      Timing is everything, in making or breaking a relationship.

      BTW, thank you so much for coming back to participate in round two. It means so much to me. You are the best!

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  4. Amy (Limey YA Lit Girl)April 6, 2012 at 12:43 PM

    I'm guessing the first one is the fake -if the others are true, though, poor you x Some people are douchebags... btw, I love Jar of Hearts - the video is a bit weird though ;)

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    1. jaybirdApril 7, 2012 at 9:24 AM

      Hi Amy- Yes, they were total douche bags, but don't feel too bad for me, I've done my share of dumping too. LOL

      Glad to hear you love Jar of Hearts too, I just can't seem to get my fill of that song. Oh, and I agree- video is a bit strange.

      Thank you so much for participating!!

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  5. Rachel SchieffelbeinApril 6, 2012 at 7:44 PM

    Oh dear lord, I hope they are all fiction! What rotten break-up lines. (Not that they aren't believable. Men are kinda' dumb.)

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    1. jaybirdApril 7, 2012 at 9:28 AM

      Hahaha, thanks Rachel, you made me laugh. Yes, I agree most men are kinda dumb. Although the guys who did the dumping on me here, were not men, they were only boys. (Not sure if they ever grow up though!)

      Thank you so much for dropping in and participating!

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    2. Rachel SchieffelbeinApril 7, 2012 at 10:07 PM

      They really don't, do they? I warn all the high school girls I coach, if they think it's funny now they will still think it's funny when they are thirty.

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  6. Jaycee DeLorenzoApril 6, 2012 at 9:27 PM

    Oh, those are awful! I hope they're all fiction, although I think the second one is probably fact. Sounds like something I've heard before - not said to me but my best friend.

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    1. jaybirdApril 7, 2012 at 9:37 AM

      Hi Jaycee! Thanks so much for stopping in and participating.

      Unfortunately, one and two are true. I realize being eternally optimistic, like me, can get really annoying sometimes. But I refuse to change who I am, no matter who or what life dumps on me! See, I just did it again. LOL

      Thanks again for stopping in and participating!

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