|Here is a good example of my picture taking curse. I am trying so hard to keep my eyes open, I forgot to smile, LOL|
I lack the ability to....
1. Eat one serving.
2. Take a decent picture. (One eye or both are routinely closed. I ruin every family picture. )
3. Tell time on a watch with no numbers.
4. Do more than two real push-ups. Darn you- giant boobs!
5. Make a cheesecake without it cracking.
6. Pump gas. (I'm a Jersey Girl)
7. Yard work of any kind. I think I'm allergic.
8. Shut up.
9. Go to sleep and not wake up fifty times to pee.
10.Tell or write a short story.