#1. So it was my birthday on Tuesday. But I couldn't really enjoy it because I was mostly dead all day. The doctor scripted me a very potent antibiotic called Z-pac. I MAY or MAY NOT have called the pharmaceutical company and suggested they change the name of their drug to: "Evac-u-pac". Because Oh My Word my bowels haven't been this empty since my last colonoscopy prep. Dang!
#2. I MAY or MAY NOT have gotten into a fight on the floor of Barnes & Noble. Over a purple Furby.
#3. The best birthday present I MAY or MAY NOT have received cost exactly three bucks and came from the Good Will store.
#4. After an exhausting day, I MAY or MAY NOT have passed out on the couch in a mint chocolate chip coma around 7:30 p.m. The Husband,
There you have it. A little slice of crazy that constitutes my life. Happy Friday Everyone! For anyone who is interested, I'll post the answers tomorrow :)